.The I-Phone
I Shall And Always Own An iPhone. No Other Phone Exists In This Universe Unless It Has An Apple On It
2. Selfies
I Shall Post a Selfie Every-time I Step Out Of My House Or Wakeup /Get dressed/Get Drunk Or Anything I Do
3.Profile Picture With You Most Beloved Car/bike
I Shall Always Have at least One Profile Picture With My Beloved Car/Bike With Infinite Amount Of Editing
4.Muzic
I Shall Always Turn Up The Volume Of My Speakers To a Level That I Can't Hear Anything Else
5.Gym
To Uphold The Sacredness Of Studhood i Shall Always Be a Member Of a "Gym"
6. Gaalfriends
I Thereby Swear To The Oath Of Studhood That I Shall Not Be Seen Without My Gal-Friends At Any Social Event Whatsoever
7. WTF
Any Reaction I Give Will Result In What The F**k !/?/.
8.Daru
Last But Not The Least I Shall Never Be Sober On Any outing I Go Upon And Shall Always Instagram My Booze
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